Sleeping in an empty bed really sucks
I love this joke….
Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, & Paul Hogan were sitting around a camp fire, discussing who was the hardest. Eastwood say’s “I killed a bear with my bare hands”. Hogan say’s “I wrestled 2 adult croc’s, gouged both their eyes out & killed them.” Chuck Norris just sat there saying nothing, poking the fire with his cock.
He is awesome. He always knows when I’m feeling a bit low and needing a hug. He will come and curl up next to me and pester me for attention. What a champ.